
And we all thought we loved our cars...
Re: And we all thought we loved our cars...
"I have to sneak out in the middle of the night to have sex with him"
Creep!
Creep!
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WTF!!!!!!!! weird kent....
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and volkswagen beetle exhaust pipes are like 1.5"
, scary shit
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I wouldn't mind having my way with a G6ET...
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fark me, no wonder he has no friends and is still stacking shelves.
Funny how he bought a guy car and this isn't cheating on his girlfriend car... i hope no one ever buys these cars off him...
Funny how he bought a guy car and this isn't cheating on his girlfriend car... i hope no one ever buys these cars off him...
Re: And we all thought we loved our cars...
I'm not sure what the trans am's got, but I'm sure he wouldn't be getting much friction.slo_sprint wrote:and volkswagen beetle exhaust pipes are like 1.5", scary shit
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Re: And we all thought we loved our cars...
Hot-dog down a hallway type effect possibly?donno wrote:I'm not sure what the trans am's got, but I'm sure he wouldn't be getting much friction.slo_sprint wrote:and volkswagen beetle exhaust pipes are like 1.5", scary shit
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I heard when the car's on it's rags he fu(ks the intake
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Ive wanted to have sex with cars before
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ur all scarring me now......
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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I'd hit it.
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onli if it was herbie 
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PLZB-18: How much boost is it on
YBYAVL: Duno, im too scared to look
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Herpes, The Love Bug? <tm>
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hahahCommando wrote:Herpes, The Love Bug? <tm>
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hahaha thats funny as, trusty Germans always finding things to root!
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What a freaking sicko. You must be desperate to do it with a VW.
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yeh a VW is pretty low, i mean ill pound an AUDI but never a VeeDub!Dezza wrote:What a freaking sicko. You must be desperate to do it with a VW.
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Re: And we all thought we loved our cars...
lol, whatever floats your boat. He's obviously gotten the wrong idea of "driving" a car.kester wrote:yeh a VW is pretty low, i mean ill pound an AUDI but never a VeeDub!Dezza wrote:What a freaking sicko. You must be desperate to do it with a VW.
Project: 1990 EAII Ford Fairmont Ghia - Platinum Silver
4.0i XR6 motor with BBM, T5 manual, Scorcher bar, sprint kit, XR front & rear lip, SVO rims, EL handles, mirrors & fuel flap, extractors, 2.5" exhaust, heaps more
Daily 2010 FG XR50T ute - Lightning Strike
6 speed manual, Leather, 19" option rims, hardlid
4.0i XR6 motor with BBM, T5 manual, Scorcher bar, sprint kit, XR front & rear lip, SVO rims, EL handles, mirrors & fuel flap, extractors, 2.5" exhaust, heaps more
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Remind me never to buy a car off this fukking freak.
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He has his own brand of car wax.
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at least he uses a condom i guess... otherwise could be quite bad for someone if they happened to be standing behind the exhaust when he decided to fire it up. this guy is farked in the head
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Re: And we all thought we loved our cars...
dude your exhaust is leaking.....ewwww
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OOh my.... 
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Is Penthouse doing a "Readers Ride" section now?
I didn't bother reading the article, but I am getting an idea what it said as this thread goes on.
I didn't bother reading the article, but I am getting an idea what it said as this thread goes on.
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Im not sure whats weirder? These euro sickos rooting their cars or their Daughters??kester wrote:hahaha thats funny as, trusty Germans always finding things to root!
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hes from missouri USA....im guessin his sister kept nokin him backkester wrote:hahaha thats funny as, trusty Germans always finding things to root!
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New Setup 13.800@100mph (75hp Nitrous shot -Wet) - Street Slicks/Slow Gear Changes
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PLZB-18: How much boost is it on
YBYAVL: Duno, im too scared to look
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Thats fucked
How could he have sex with the muffler of the trans am
Unless by gaysex he means....
*doesnt wanna touch a trans-am gear knob again*
How could he have sex with the muffler of the trans am
Unless by gaysex he means....
*doesnt wanna touch a trans-am gear knob again*
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At least we know this retard isnt gonna be reproducing soon!
YEAH THATS RIGHT GOOD POINT MADE!!!frd_crzer wrote:to was ur car the the car wash $20. To give it a clean inside and out at the beach PRICELESS lol
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Hmmm okkkaaayyy
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I just presumed he was Euro, the Yanks are just as twisted it turns out!DandyNights wrote:hes from missouri USA....im guessin his sister kept nokin him back
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i cant believe someones dedicated an article towards that wierdo.
thats some really messed up shizen.
thats some really messed up shizen.
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Very good point.SIKORA wrote:At least we know this retard isnt gonna be reproducing soon!


